I was quite geeky when I was a child.
I thought that Optimus Prime was an integer with no divisors.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why are doctors sometimes referred to as HeBas?
Because if they can't Helium, they have to BariumSubmitted by: giorgiss
A proton and an electron walk into a bar.
The feeling was neutral.Submitted by: giorgiss
I see this morning that scientists have found a way of creating sperm. Many people have said, this could spell the end for men. However, until they create a machine to open the lid of the mint jelly, we are still in business.
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I was shopping for DVDs the other day, when I came across "Journey to the far side of the Sun". The plot was basically; a team of astronauts head to the other side of the Sun to investigate a mysterious problem.
I thought to myself "Why not just wait 6 months?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
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I have a medical condition which causes me to be hard-working, polite and intelligent.
It is commonly known as 'Being White.'Submitted by: giorgiss
Archimedes: "An object fully or partly immersed in a liquid is buoyed upward by a force equal to the weight of the liquid displaced by that object."
Whatever floats your boat, mate.Submitted by: giorgiss
Social science.
It's like normal science, only more talkative.Submitted by: giorgiss
Me and you love, we're like an excited nucleus of U-236...we have to split up.
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