Internet connection, 15.
Laptop, 300.
Course in computer programming, 3,000 a year.
Hacking your sister's Facebook to get to her nudes, priceless.
Some things in life, you can't buy, for everything else, there's mastercard.Submitted by: giorgiss
On Facebook my wife recently joined the group, " Real men don't cheat on, lie to, or abuse women".
For a moment I was worried about my masculinity but luckily I remembered that I only abuse our children.Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook page: "height, age, size, doesn't matter, aslong as the two people are happy!"
Trying using that in court.Submitted by: giorgiss
i joined a social networking site for alcoholics the other day. Its called offyourfacebook
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"Flying off to the sun? Get instant flight updates with Bing."
Why would anyone want to willingly fly into a giant flaming ball of hydrogen?Submitted by: giorgiss
I think my Twitter account is run by a teenage fast food worker. Every time I log in it tells me: "The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it".
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Facebook thumbnails bring new meaning to the saying "pretty from far but far from pretty"...
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If I had a penny for every time someone put 'I can't sleep' on Facebook. I would have enough to buy them some Nytol.
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I see loads of people out there offering 'follow for follow' on Twitter but it appears Imogen Thomas is the only one offering 'swallow for follow'.
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So thanks to facebook i now know it's christmas tomorrow.
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