Jokes in category: “social networks”:

I'm gonna be so happy to tell all my friends on Facebook I've lost a stone in just two weeks all thanks to HCG!

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It looks as though Facebook are going to be sued for not letting their investors have access to some important information.
For once it looks like their privacy settings have actually worked.

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I'm a bit disappointed that "The Social Network" movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene.

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I know I have found a suitable young girl to target on facebook when I go on her profile and the I get the warning:
"This page contains some insecure content."

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Facebook
Helping ugly people stalk their crushes since 2004.

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Heard from my mate that there was a girl on Facebook who put "Who fancies a riot?" as a joke on Facebook, and, as a result, she now faces a potential prison sentance.
"That's ridiculous" I told him, as I smashed another shop window.

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Crying so much that I cant even think straight.. Just sitting on the floor blubbering Unintelligible jibberish in total devastation..
Yet I still have time to txt my friends this, post it as my Facebook status and Tweet it.

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Liam Stacey must be feeling bad about his jail sentence for racist tweeting.
Oh well, he'll still be making bird noises and be called by his original surname in the prison showers.

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What's with the "Like us on Facebook" ads,
I'm afraid everyone on this site has given up on Facebook, especially after they brought in the anti-paedophile measures.

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I am banned from Social me on Facebook. Under add new tag i wrote "Rapeable" apparently this is frowned upon???

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