Jokes in category: “social networks”:

Paki name? - Check
Repeatedly updating status? - Check
Cartoon for profile picture? - Check
No. I wont add you as a friend Mohammed Khan.

Submitted by: giorgiss

If Twitter raised their character limit from 140 to 200, it would allow 90 million Germans to finish their sentence.

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How about instead of posting your life story all over Facebook you get a diary?

Submitted by: giorgiss

My wife is a bit like my Facebook profile,
Lots of fun to begin with, checking it out all the time,
Now it's lucky to get 5 minutes attention a day,
and it's been poked by most of my friends.

Submitted by: giorgiss

When seeing a friend has been tagged in a photo on your main feed in facebook, and upon seeing that it's a cute photo of them as a young girl, maybe "phwooar! Looking hot ;)" was not an appropriate comment to leave.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Friends re-united.
Facebook For people with real friends.

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Instead of breaching copyrighted material for my Facebook picture, I'm just not going to hit a child for a while

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I threatened to beat my son if he didnt change his Facebook pic in support of the NSPCC.
Child abuse makes me sick

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Facebook is that one last deep breath before kicking the stool away.

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Just seen this facebook group ...
1 universe,
8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6 billion people..
and
I'M STILL SINGLE
Thats probably because you think theres 8 planets in the universe...

Submitted by: giorgiss