My Wife said she is leaving me because she doesn't have a private life...
I found this out 2 weeks in advanced because I hacked her facebook.Submitted by: giorgiss
I posted on Facebook earlier " my wife is my best mate"
All my female friends were saying "oh that's so sweet" etc etc.
Its was only because she'd just put out a platter of sandwiches.. Calm down ladies.Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook was down for a while ....
I paniked and I phoned anyone from my list asking them
What are you people eating? How are your pets?
and How's the weather in your area?!Submitted by: giorgiss
Why have they made a social network film when know one will go out to see it?
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Just seen a Facebook group called "To see the funniest thing ever hold down alt + F4!"
Jokes on them, it doesn't work! Just closes the webpage...Submitted by: giorgiss
Having mutual friends with someone doesn't mean you should add them on facebook.. .
It's like a stranger knocking on your door and saying, "Hey we both know John, Ron, And Tina... You mind if I come in?"Submitted by: giorgiss
"Ginger powers activate!"
"You have lost all friends on Facebook."Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook "like's".. the currency of attention
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All my friends are wondering why my exciting jet-setting, globe trotting, celebrity lifestyle has come to an abrupt end.
Thanks a bunch 'Facebook Places'.Submitted by: giorgiss
So apparently my level 60 in Farmville is not sufficient enough work experience to get onto the agriculture course at my local university. Oh well at least theres always the level 52 in Cafe world to fall back on.
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