Statistics show that most Siamese twins are up for a threesome.
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79% of accidents happen in the home. Finally, good news for the homeless.
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Statistically, four in every five dolls are Russian.
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Research shows that men speak 25,000 words a day and a women speaks 30,000 a day.
The problem is, after the husband comes home from work having consumed his 25,000 words the wife starts her 30,000.Submitted by: giorgiss
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 10% of people with PhDs love to contradict their colleagues.
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Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.
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Hit me at 40 and there's an 80% I'll die. Hit me at 30 and there's an 80% chance I'll live.
I wonder how many kids they killed to get those statistics.Submitted by: giorgiss
A lady on a train was reading a newspaper article about Life And Death Statistics.
Fascinated, she turned to the man sitting next to her and said, "did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"
"Really?" he said, "have you tried mouthwash?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw people drinking coffee in the service station at 2am.
Do they not read road safety campaigns?
1/5 of accidents are caused by people falling asleep at the wheel.
That means 4/5 are caused by people staying awake.
Theyre the real killers.Submitted by: giorgiss
A report published by the Children's Society today shows that 4/10 disabled children in the UK are living in poverty.
I think that is disgusting, and is proof of everything that is wrong in this country.
That fraction could have been simplified to 2/5.Submitted by: giorgiss
