2 out of 5 people are irrational.

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It's scary that 50% of all marriages are now ending in divorce.
It's even scarier that the other 50% of marriages last forever.

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Statistically, 6/9 sikipedians are perverts.

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Statistically , 51% of the population can't drive ;
...according to the other 49%

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Statistically 1 in 4 hobbits are merry.

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Apparently 66% of people don't believe in fate.
I suppose if you don't believe in fate, That's just the way it was meant to be.

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A recent survey suggests that most people choose their cars subconsciously, with fat people choosing rounder shaped cars, ugly people choosing weirder looking cars etc. etc.
Probably explains why my girlfriend just looked in the breakers yard at a car.
Its 10 years old & been smashed in the back end a couple of times.

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In the news today apparently 50% of England"s schools are not teaching mathematics well enough, Doesn"t sound that bad to me, still less than a quarter.

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England has a population of roughly 50 million~
5% of that 50 million are South Asians
Unemployment figures close to 2.5 million
Isn't the solution just staring you in the face, Gordon?

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Whenever I go with a new girl I like to measure how wide they can open their legs.
I put the results on a spreadsheet.

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