Research has shown Agatha Christie was the first Brit to surf standing up. It also shows we've run out of things to research.
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They say one in five friends are alzheimer suffering murderers.
I don't know which one of my friends it is though, they've all gone missing recently.Submitted by: giorgiss
Statistically 2 in 1 people prefer Spit-Roasts.
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I was one of the 500,000 people at Woodstock back in '69
Lucky I went too, otherwise there would only have been 499,999.Submitted by: giorgiss
Figures released today say the amount of 11-15 years year olds who had tried alcohol fell from 51% to 46%..... Figures also out today say that the amount of 11-15 year olds telling lies rose from 46% to 51%
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I exaggerate at least once or twice a day.
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How many White people does it take to start a riot?
We may never know!!Submitted by: giorgiss
85% of Sickipedians will think this statistic is made up.
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I'm not sure if I have a low IQ or am just really bad at reading the score.
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I asked 100 people in the streets of London what one thing annoys them most.
85% said "Pointless surveys."Submitted by: giorgiss
