A recent study has shown that 100% of people in favour of birth control...
Have already been born.Submitted by: giorgiss
Statistically speaking there are no women on the internet.
If you're a man then you're a man,
If you're a woman then you,re a man,
and if you are a child you are the FBI.Submitted by: giorgiss
Statistically, 2 out of 3 people wonder where the 3rd person is.
Submitted by: giorgiss
So the Olympics are over and now it's time for a bunch of spastics to run around trying to entertain live on TV every night...
Yep, Big Brother is back.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you laid all the politicians head to foot around the world, most would drown, some would get run over and a few woiuld get eaten by lions. Makes you think, doesn't it.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Statistically, 1 in 3 burglars...
is an eBay PowerSeller.Submitted by: giorgiss
Actually, i`m well aware of that statistic.
Trouble is, my wife would be 1 of the 9..Submitted by: giorgiss
Recent surveys show that 0% of the population lie when doing a survey.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Aaron Ramsey, now that's what I call a Deadly Strike.
Submitted by: giorgiss
If you give a chimpanzee a computer it could type at random and eventually produce one of Shakespeare's plays.
If you give a black man a computer he would sell it for drugs.Submitted by: giorgiss
