"So little johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I'm gonna follow my dads footsteps & be a policeman"
"Ohhhh, is your dad a policeman then?"
"No, he's a bank robber"Submitted by: giorgiss
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his Mom, "of course not."Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
Submitted by: giorgiss
During Sunday dinner, Little Johnny wants to say something to his Dad, but his Dad raises a warning finger:
"Be quiet. I am talking to the grown-ups. Speak when you are spoken to."
When the conversation is over, Little Johnny is allowed to speak:
"Doesn't matter now, Dad," he says. "You've already eaten the slug that was on your salad."Submitted by: giorgiss
Who on earth are all these people calling their children 'little johnny'!?
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Little Johnny was asked by his teacher what book he would read if he was abandoned on a deserted island.
He thought for a moment and then replied, "Boat Building."Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm getting a bit sick of all these "Little Johnny" jokes I keep getting told.
I dont even want to wear one in the first place.Submitted by: giorgiss
When Little Johnny got home from playing football, his mum asked "how was the match?"
He replied "The winning goal was thanks to me."
"Terrific!" she said.
"Not really," he sighed. "I let it in."Submitted by: giorgiss
On the first day of term teacher was doing registration. Half way through little Jonny walks in.
"Sorry I'm late miss, I've been up Primrose Hill"
She carries on with registration when little Jimmy walks in.
"Sorry I'm late miss, I've been up Primrose Hill"
She carries on with registration when a new girl walks in late.
Teacher says "Don't tell me, you've been up Primrose Hill"
"No miss, I am Primrose Hill"Submitted by: giorgiss
Little Johnny said to his teacher, "I don't think I deserve a zero on this test."
The teacher replied, "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you."Submitted by: giorgiss
Little Johnny was helping his father to rake up some leaves.
His father started to tell him how it was the fairies that had turned the leaves brown.
Little Johnny looked puzzled for a moment and asked his father if he had ever heard of photosynthesis.Submitted by: giorgiss
