I love that Sickipedia have finally released a joke book!
Now I can add published writer to my CV
All I have to do now is avoid applying for jobs were the boss is either disabled or part of any ethnic minority

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Some pages from J.K. Rowling's new 'adult' novel have been leaked on the internet.
Chapter 1.
Fifty Eight year old Harold Potter was out for a walk near his old school when, suddenly, he saw an owl flying towards him.....

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Loving the new Dr Seuss book.
Horton Hires A Ho

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You know your career's going nowhere when your autobiography is being sold in Poundland.

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For the past 10 years, I've been trying but failing miserably to write my autobiography.
Story of my life.

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My mate Colin is a typical example of someone who's read Proust.
He hasn't read it.

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John Milton wrote the book: Paradise lost.
Then his wife died...
And he wrote the book: Paradise regained.

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Everyone keeps recommending I read "50 Shades of Grey."
I keep telling them I'm not interested, at least not until they release the picture version.

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Adrian Mole's diary wasn't actually very secret, was it?

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Gryffindor: I'm brave and loyal. Ravenclaw: I'm smart and logical. Slytherin: I'm ambitious and cunning. Hufflepuff: ...I like turtles.

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