I've just written a book about the inventions of Thomas Edison.
It's for those who enjoy a bit of light reading.Submitted by: giorgiss
Too make a long story short..
..I didn't finish 'Lord of the Rings'.Submitted by: giorgiss
You can accidentally change the outcome of any night by not noticing that typing 'pints' into dictionary text first comes up as 'shots'.
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I just bought a new book
'Ventriloquism For Dummies'.Submitted by: giorgiss
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please do a tour of Britain, explaining to women how your books are FICTIONAL. You're ruining my mojo.
Sincerely,
Lonely TeenSubmitted by: giorgiss
There is nothing like getting to the end of a good book and thinking, AH! Theres Wally!
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I enjoy going up to any woman reading the 50 shades of grey books and asking them if they have got to the part where the man dies!
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I read Great Expectations - it wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be.
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Later on today, I plan to set alight a manifest of unholy lies. Sworn before God, and in protest to tyranny, I plan to rid the world of the filth, blasphemy and falsehoods that have marred my happiness for close to a decade.
The wife will be furious, it's our only copy of the wedding photos.Submitted by: giorgiss
Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true love and to be very romantic.
Sure, if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic.Submitted by: giorgiss
