Jokes in category: “books”:

I wonder who'd be better at playing Hamlet. A fat actor or a skinny actor?
Tubby or not tubby?

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I'm writing a modern day Jane Austen period drama starring Harvey Price. It's called Dense and Disability.

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There is something strangely ironic about the "Bradford English Dictionary".

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Fifty Shades of Grey has apparently been responsible for saving a lot of marriages and enabling women to put a smile back on their husbands faces, and I have to agree.
Playing Fifa without getting moaned at is bliss.

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I was on the bus, then noticed a man crying over a book.
I said to him, "It's OK, my son can't read either."

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I've been writing short stories for years but recently decided to work on a full length book.
Its a novel approach.

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Margaret!
Margaret!
Yessss!
Have we got a copy of "hangin by a thread" by Kevin McGee

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What a rip-off!!
I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying, "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions."
Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just had to buy one.
Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about
.........Chess

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I just spent an absolute fortune on books advising me on how to save money...

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My Shadow and I.
An autobiography of the life and times of a ginger, and his life-long and only friend.

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