The Guardian Online:
"Child abuse reviews to be published"
When i get my copy, i think i'll queue up for hours to get the author to sign it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm currently reading 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
Which freaked me out because I didn't think he knew anything about my life.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a book to help me overcome my shyness and it really works.
Now I can talk to people while hiding behind it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just started reading a book about Fort Knox but I just can't get into it.
Submitted by: giorgiss
If an infinite amount of monkeys had an infinite amount of typewriters
how long would it take them to write the complete works of Shakespeare?
...I dunno but I reckon in the first three seconds they'd have written
the autobiography of Katie Price.Submitted by: giorgiss
Tomorrow sees the release of the audiobook of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.
Read by Joe Pasquale.Submitted by: giorgiss
New Oxford Dictionary entry reads:
Clown's pie (n). A very, very wet minge. "Finding ourselves alone in the shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty bade me descend to her ladygarden. After 50 years of widowhood, I found her to be considerably aroused. It was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie". (From"The memoirs of Queen Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown )Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to be a taxi driver.
The librarian replies "It's just around the corner."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just finished writing a book called "How to delegate."
Well, actually my wife wrote it.
But it was me who told her to.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm pretending to the wife that I'm interested in the book 50 shades of grey.
That way, she wont think I'm a pervert when the film comes out.Submitted by: giorgiss
