Books like Twilight is what you get when you let women out of the kitchen.
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I've decided I'm going to read 'The Lord Of The Rings' For a fifth time.
I don't know what it is about a child-size creature getting his ring destroyed that I find so appealing.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife is reading Fifty Shades Of Grey. She has borrowed her sisters battered old copy. In fact there is so much of her batter on it when you open the front cover it goes to page 58.
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Last week I decided to read the dictionary.
It didn't take me long, after 5 chapters I had already reached the end.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ive got a book on the paranormal
I didnt buy it, it just appearedSubmitted by: giorgiss
BBC News - "Nine arrested in 1 million drugs swoop."
I wondered what the Black Riders had been up to since Lord of the Rings.Submitted by: giorgiss
Little Johnny was asked by his teacher what book he would read if he was abandoned on a deserted island.
He thought for a moment and then replied, "Boat Building."Submitted by: giorgiss
Dictionary (noun): What you are reading
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I've just finished writing a book. It's a romantic novel and it has all the typical cliches of the genre. You know the type, guy meets girl, girl hates guy, but they still end up sleeping together in the end.
It's called The RapistSubmitted by: giorgiss
Went to the Harry Potter restaraunt. I had an order of the phoenix and a goblet of fire. First though, I had to go to the chamber of secrets and drop a sorcerer's stone.
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