I have finally worked out the reason that Fifty Shades of Grey had to be split into 3 books.
It's because otherwise it would be too big and too heavy to read with one hand.Submitted by: giorgiss
So David Beckham's biography is set to be a 'picture book'.
Surprise surprise...Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a book called 'Mathematics for dummies'.
All the answers were wrong.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
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I have started a pressure group to get ambiguous words removed from the dictionary. We meet biweekly
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My wife criticizes everything I do, so I bought the book to kill a mockingbird.
Few tips on racism but nothing on how to dispose of a spouse.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
Unfortunately the library was all out, so the librarian just offered him Twilight.Submitted by: giorgiss
It once took me three days to read a book.
And three cops to remove me from the library.Submitted by: giorgiss
Kim Jong-il, Bin Laden and Gaddafi all in the one year?
2011 is clearly being written by George R.R. Martin.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm being a thoughtful husband and buying my wife the audio version of Fifty shades of grey, that'll mean she has both hands free to pleasure herself.
By finishing the ironing.Submitted by: giorgiss
