50 shades of Grey.
The contents of Elton Johns Wig Drawer.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife came to me the other day after finishing 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and suggested we take some inspiration from the book in our relationship.
"Absolutely! I'd love to." I replied excitedly, relishing the opportunity.
Im not sure it was what she had in mind when I wrote all over her, bound her and sold her on the highstreet to a mug for 7.99.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been saying I will make a dictionary the same height as me by the end of the month.
With the deadline approaching my family think i'm going to give up, but i'll stand by my words.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought a book on double entendres but it was so big and hard, the postman couldn't get it in my box.
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I was reading a scary book today but it kept trying to get away from me.
Spineless git.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've written a book on how to deal with rejection...
Unfortunately I couldn't find anybody willing to publish it, so tonight I'm going to kill all of my family and friends and then jump in front of a train.Submitted by: giorgiss
Spending years studying a book, looking over again and again the vast complex lines and constantly looking for the messages and meanings, getting to know and love the characters and locations presented to you. Only to discover he's behind the elephant.
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A man goes up to Quasimodo from 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame'.
He says, "Hey Quasi, what's that lump in your pocket?"
He replies,"It's a photo of our kid..."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just finished reading the autobiography of the world's most modest man.
He wasn't in it much.Submitted by: giorgiss
In his book, Tony Blair says he would make love to his wife upto 5 times a night.
And there was me thinking the decision to go into Iraq was a difficult oneSubmitted by: giorgiss
