A black man, a ginger, and a suicide bomber walk into a library, and the librarian says
"Is this some sort of sick joke?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Stieg Larsson, the author of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is dead so, tragically, we will never know whether the the tattoo was of Duncan, James, Deborah, Peter or Theo.
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I wrote the book on learning to read.
We sold twelve copies.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into the library and asks for a book on flogging a dead horse...
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addicted to my 'How to love a sick dog' book
I can't put it down.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just been reading a book that conclusively proves that future comes before past.
It's called The Oxford English dictionary.Submitted by: giorgiss
1895 AD - H. G. Wells publishes the book 'The time Machine'.
1896 AD - H.G. Wells writes the book 'The time Machine'.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just been reading a book which, apparently, is all the rage, about a girl who cheats in her A level exams to achieve higher marks. Boring! Can't see what all the fuss is about 'Shifty Grades of Faye'!
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I wrote a book on coffee.
Without it I would never have met the deadline.Submitted by: giorgiss
That Jeffrey Archer looks like he's got a temper on him.
I'd hate to be in his bad books.Submitted by: giorgiss
