Just finished reading the girl who kicked the hornets nest,it wasn't that good but the part were she got stung to death was hilarious.
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I spent a few hours in The Red Room of Pain last week,
queuing in the Post Office for my road tax.Submitted by: giorgiss
A friend told me "50 Shades of Grey is a great way to silence your wife". So i bought a copy and beat her to death with it.............
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A Man walks into a library and asks for a book on Bandwagon's
He Jumped on itSubmitted by: giorgiss
Before I go to sleep I always do some light reading. It's a lot easier than dark reading.
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My girlfriend has left me because I spend all my time reading ebooks.
I dont want to lose my relationship so I am hoping to re-kindle it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm really not looking forward to having to tell my friend that he's not been chosen to play the prince in my upcoming production of Snow White.
He's going to be Grumpy.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm currently reading a book about a bird watching club that's used as a cover by a group of swingers.
It's full of trysts and terns.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just seen a bloke spray painting a blond haired male reporter and a little white dog on the front of his car.
I think he was Tin-Tin his windows.Submitted by: giorgiss
J.K. Rowlings new novel is said to be the best fiction writing since George Osbournes Budget
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