i've just finished reading a book about a well-loved but ill dog, it was really hard to put it down
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Can anybody think of a different word for thesaurus?
Hang on, let me just check my onomasticon.Submitted by: giorgiss
Guinness world records.
Proof that before something amazing,
there must first be alcohol.Submitted by: giorgiss
If I was an author I'd write books for kids.
Smaller audience.Submitted by: giorgiss
The last Harry Potter film was so predictable.
I could read it like a book!Submitted by: giorgiss
Mr Samuel Johnston had just published the first proper English dictionary. A grand lady congratulated him for not including curse words. "Ah, " replied Johnston, "You have been looking for them, I presume."
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Ever notice how Voldemort has a diary, necklace, ring, tiara and an obsession with a famous teenage boy? No one but me finds this awkward, apparently.
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I've just started reading a book called "Jokes for Dummies."
Chapter 1 : Learning ventriloquism.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got angry when my girlfriend wouldn't tell me about the book she was reading.
I beat 50 shades of grey out of her.Submitted by: giorgiss
I joined my mates in the pub to find them going on about elves, wizards and hobbits.
I have no idea what they're Tolkien about.Submitted by: giorgiss
