I don't get along with people who have X-Box's
We just don't Kinect.Submitted by: giorgiss
I feel bad searching for a new laptop on my current one.
It's like telling your wife of many years to find you a sleek, younger version of herself that offers a better all-round performance.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've yet to see Adobe Acrobat do any tricks.
I'm very disappointed.Submitted by: giorgiss
Failure is not an option,... it comes standard with Windows.
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On a scale of 1 to 10....
... How much binary do you use?Submitted by: giorgiss
I went for a job at PC World today out of desperation.
The interviewer said, "What do you know about computers?"
I said, "Not much - I can just about switch them on and off, ha ha!"
I didn't get the job - overqualified.Submitted by: giorgiss
An Italian engineer has been kidnapped in Nigeria.
Demands have been sent via email to his family, but they were just marked as spam.Submitted by: giorgiss
Our local vicar insists on giving sermons with the aid of his computer.
We end up sitting in church for hours because he's so slow.
I think we need a new service provider.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today, I was looking for my iPod.
When I found it, the first song to come on shuffle was 'You Found Me' by The Fray. Well played iPod, well played.Submitted by: giorgiss
Does anyone else here think that it's too much of a coincidence that Windows 8 is set to be launched in 2012?
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