Jokes in category: “computers/technology”:

My girlfriend is an idiot.
She says I play my Xbox too much because I named my headset; 'Mike'.

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Great, my book ran out of batteries .. stupid future

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What do submarines and Microsoft have in common?
Try opening a Window.

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Yes Apple, what I really wanted was a heavier, bigger version of my iPod, too big to fit in my pocket, so that whenever I want to change tracks I have to open a briefcase, which I must carry around all day everyday.
Thanks

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Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the new black Nintendo Wii needs a white controller to make it work?

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The new Microsoft Windows adverts talk about "life without walls".
Frankly I'm not surprised - walls provide the most basic form of security.

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A router goes into a doctor's office and says, "It hurts when IP."

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The other day I was at my PC and I had a brain wave.
So I emailed Microsoft, and the new Windows 7 now has a spell checker.
Im Gordon Brown, and Windows 7 Was my idea.

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I see Apple are supposedly releasing an iPhone Mini,
I'm just waiting for the iPhone shuffle that calls random people.

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Having just released the iPad in the UK, Apple have announced the future release of the iPad nano: an iPad that will fit in your pocket and complete with a phone function.

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