3, 95, NT, 98, ME, XP, Vista and 7.
Windows consequential listing doesn't seem to be working.

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Apple have just announced that in order to increase sales of the new iphone in america they're re-branding it the pie phone..

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No friends?
There's an app for that.

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And then there was the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin:
Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself.
The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be.
And the third was in Tech Support, and kept saying "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now...."

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Apple has released a new app that allows iPhone users to greet each other.
It's called the iFive.

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If you want to find a plane that's crashed into the sea - there's not an app for that. Unlucky.

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Here's some advice - don't open Windows Speech Recognition and Daft Punk's 'Technologic' on your computer at the same time.
I'm still sorting out the mess 2 weeks later.

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I don't like jokes about pointlessly small memory sticks one bit.

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I'm sick of these pop-ups Windows keeps putting on my computer saying that my copy isn't genuine.
Don't you think I knew that when I downloaded it illegally?

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If you wanna tell all of your friends, family and colleagues that you're socially inept, attention seeking, and a mindless zombie slave to the commercials and hype of one of the seemingly most popular corporations on the planet....
..There's an app for that.

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