A man praised the iPhone 4 today as he managed to survive freak earthquakes and tsunamis by looking at survival apps.
Though he did add "although it was a bit annoying that I couldnt just call for help"Submitted by: giorgiss
Customer: I would like to purchase Windows Vista.
Helpdesk: No problem, em. Which one would you like?
Customer: What is there?
Helpdesk: Vista Home basic, Vista Home Basic upgrade, Vista Home Premium, Vista Home Premium Upgrade,
Vista Bussiness full version or the upgrade, Vista Enterprise or Enterprise Upgrade, Vista 32 bit or 64 bit for
System builders, Vista Ultimate Limited numbered signature edition.
Customer: whoa! Which one do you recommend?
Helpdesk: Mac os x.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just filmed a video about how you can get a better service than O2.
It's called 2 Cups, 1 String.Submitted by: giorgiss
iPad: The iPod Touch for fat people's fingers.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Want to make a simple phone call?
Sorry, there isnt an app for that.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apple's next overpriced & unnecessary product will be dedicated to those people who stand in queues for hours just to get one...
It's called the iDiot.Submitted by: giorgiss
My iPod wouldn't connect to iTunes earlier.
Left me with a horrible syncing feelingSubmitted by: giorgiss
If I leave my computer for a while, a picture of Sean Connery holding a razor comes on.
It's my screen shaver.Submitted by: giorgiss
Computer geeks. Hacking servers since 1989.
The only box they'll ever penetrate.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've always wondered what would happen if i deleted my recycle bin...
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