Anybody else notice that they sit on the toilet 10 minutes after they're done because they're busy playing on their iPhones?

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My girlfriend's Ipod Touch just came.
Apparently, there's an App for everything.

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I don't think I got the job at Microsoft....They haven't responded to my telegram..

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I traded in my iPhone today for something useful.
A life.

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When Apple update the software on one of their products do they call it an iPatch?

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So I hear the PS3 network was hacked and the online mode is shut down.
Well CoD players, this is what the sun looks like!

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Elderly couples.
Just remember those 3 special words that still hold you together, the 3 special words that you have used through thick and thin. Just remember those 3 special words...
"Delete Browsing History"

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I'm a government agent responsible for the snooping of ordinary citizens' computer and internet habits by the state.
And Windows 7 was my idea.

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To be fair, 60p is not so expensive when you stop and think about it. You can send a letter to anywhere in Britain and it will only take two or three days to arrive there.
I mean, it's not as if you can do that on your computer.....for free.....in seconds.

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"So, to cut a long story short, it turns out that according to Microsoft's Legal Department, Windows 7 wasn't my idea..."

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