Walking home from work this evening I saw a man and woman out jogging. The woman, in typical fashion, hadn't a clue how to jog properly. She was gasping for air and kept looking back over her shoulder towards her partner, while sobbing loudly. She wasn't even dressed appropriately!
What a loser.Submitted by: giorgiss
Men who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat.
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My wife bought me an exercise bike for Christmas.
I used it for a bit but have stopped now as it wasn't getting me anywhere.Submitted by: giorgiss
Thanks to Nell McAndrew's fitness DVD I now have a perfectly toned right wrist.
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Did you know, if you took all of the obese people from England & all of the obese people from America & put them in one place, that place would be Disneyland.
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It just occurred to me, the only fresh air I get is when I go outside for a cigarette.
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People are always telling me to get fit.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.Submitted by: giorgiss
Americans claim to get plenty of exercise, despite the fact that most of them are vastly overweight.
Not surprising, though, if your definition of exercise is 'anything that makes you sweat' and includes waddling from the car park to McDonald's.Submitted by: giorgiss
How to lose weight in 3 easy steps:
1. Buy a bed sheet
2. Cut to eye holes in it and wear it so you look like a ghost
3. Go for a jog light jog in DetroitSubmitted by: giorgiss
I miss being fat, the clapping sound when I'd run seemed to act as if I was being cheered on.
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