Sometimes when I see people jogging outside, I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them some motivation.
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The wife's just told me that she's running away with Jim from next door. Good on her, that's the first time she's done any exercise in 20 years.
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I love watching fat people run. All 2 seconds of it.
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It's been a hard struggle , but I'm just one day away from John o'Groats !
I should get there tomorrow if I turn back now.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife just got me an exercise machine and apparently it's not our new born son.
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Just made a keep-fit -video for the elderly.
Im calling it "Pumping rust !"Submitted by: giorgiss
power walking looks a lot like people who have taken too many laxatives,and just realised they ain't gonna make it home in time!
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The Gym
A place for girls to find strong bloke's with big muscles.
The Gym
A place for men to find fat, chubby girls.Submitted by: giorgiss
Man found dead; Killed by weight he was attempting to lift.
On the upside, no need for the family to go elsewhere for a memorial bench.Submitted by: giorgiss
I did double my morning exercise this morning...
Must stop forgetting things upstairs.Submitted by: giorgiss
