My local gym make it extremely difficult for newcomers to join.
They're on the 27th floor with no lift.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife bought me a fitness DVD called "10 Steps To The Body You Deserve".
It should be pretty easy, it takes me 4 steps just to get to the DVD player.Submitted by: giorgiss
Does running late count as exercise?
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I'm terrified of the gym.
Everytime I look at the treadmill I run a mile.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went for a run this morning.
Not for exercise, my girlfriend's husband just got back early.Submitted by: giorgiss
Some people choose to go to modern gyms with stairmasters and treadmills. I choose to go to an old fashioned gym. It has the same equipment, only women and blacks aren't allowed in.
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Now don't get me wrong, i think race for life is a wonderful charity for women. I just can't help but feel that the advert kinda gets ruined with that big fat bald bloke at the end of it.....
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I'm really out of shape
Everytime i fart i need a nap.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've started a new exercise regime. 10 reps of sit ups holding a carrot, 5 reps of squats with a courgette in each hand, and 3 reps of lifting a heavy sack of potatoes. Sadly, my efforts have so far been fruitless...
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If walking is supposed to be so good for you, why does my postman look like Jabba the Hut?
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