My ex-girlfriend and I met each other while running the London Marathon last year.
It was a long-distance relationship.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't know who came up with the idea that walking the dog is a good way to pick up woman.
Whenever I'm out walking with my wife no one gives me a second look.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got off with a fat girl at a party, my ego was crushed.
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I decided to get fit so I bought an exercise bike, and it's great - I can go on it for hours on end.
I pretend I'm going downhill and freewheel.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to the gym earlier and started showing off my guns to the ladies.
I'm now sat in a cell waiting for the police to charge me with possession of firearms.Submitted by: giorgiss
I did 10 one arm push-ups this morning,
I was trying to get up off of the floor without putting down my beer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I pulled a muscle in my neck today and I'm not sure how, i just can't get my head round it.
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John goes to work painting white lines on the motorway with a tin of paint and a brush, after the first day he accomplishes 4 mile... later that day his boss congratulates him.
The next day John paints 2 mile of white lines... so his boss said, "yeh thats acceptable."
On the third day he only does 1/4 of a mile... the boss says, "Whats wrong you did 4 mile the first day?"
John replies, "Yeh but the tin keeps getting further away"...Submitted by: giorgiss
I date girls that weigh 20 stone or more.
Because they are the only ones that won't run away from me.Submitted by: giorgiss
My exercise instructor gave a demonstration on how to lose weight.
I don't think he showed all the exercises though.
He skipped quite a lot.Submitted by: giorgiss
