What do you call a fat I.T teacher?
Megabite

Submitted by: giorgiss

I did a couple of laps around the gym today.
Maybe next time I'll actually park my car and go in.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I think ankle support is really good.
They make mine feel a lot better about themselves.

Submitted by: giorgiss

My wife told me she is leaving me because I treat my fitness like a game!
I nearly fell off my wii fit board!

Submitted by: giorgiss

You know your fit when you run 20 miles and your nipples hurt more than your legs...

Submitted by: giorgiss

Supermarkets say, they are doing their best to stop obesity.
If that was true they would have only made the biscuit isle a foot wide.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I read in men's health, that the most important thing to do when doing a workout programme is rest...Ive done that for 2 years now and I am still no fitter than before!

Submitted by: giorgiss

Let us take a moment to think about all those poor people stuck in traffic on the way to the gym to spend hours on a treadmill going nowhere fast.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I refuse to drive my children everywhere and insist they either cycle or walk.
While this has made sure they aren't overweight, the trip to the lion enclosure at Longleat was a bit of a disaster.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Every time I take up exercising I meet new people. They are usually paramedics, but still new people.

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