Whenever anyone goes to Italy and sees the leaning tower of Pisa they do that lame holding it up pose for the camera. Why does no-one move further out so it looks about thigh height and do the old spreading the cheeks over it pose?
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There was a sign outside my hotel in Warsaw:
"English, French, Spanish, German, Russian and Italian spoken here."
I tried to make myself understood in several of those languages, without success. In the end, using broken Polish, I asked one of the waiters to tell me who actually spoke all the languages on the sign.
"Only the guests," he said.Submitted by: giorgiss
Be wary of Santas bearing three knees...
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I'm not doing Christmas this year, I'm doing her sister Amelia...
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I'm just back from vacation in Ireland and i've bought a souvenir. It was quite expensive but i think 99 euros for Dublin was worth the money.
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I stayed in a really posh hotel. On the back of the door the sign read "In case of fire Gentlemen are required to wear smoking jackets."
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My mate said to me: Can you tell me what you call someone who comes from Corsica?
I said: Cors-i-canSubmitted by: giorgiss
Halloween - An agoraphobic pedophile with a festish' dream.
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Right. Time to turn the festive energy saving lights on. They'll be ready by Christmas.
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Americans have mistletoe around Christmas. Arabs have cameltoe around Christmas.
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