Well it's that time of year again...
Handing out Sweets to young children.
Except this time it's handing them out from my house...
And not the back of a van.Submitted by: giorgiss
When on holiday in Mexico I asked a local why their beaches where so much better than ours.
He replied "Theee food, theee sunshine and more exercise senor"Submitted by: giorgiss
Not sure where to go on holiday this year.
Its a choice between Thailand and Australia.
So Ive drawn up a list, outlining the Pro's and Cons.Submitted by: giorgiss
After he failed to pay for my honeymoon to New York, I have fallen out with my father,
But when I was out there I decided to be the bigger man, so I sent him a postcard,
Of the World Trade Center,
Saying 'wish you were there...'Submitted by: giorgiss
I tried to tell my parents that they wouldn't have any reception in the outback.
They wouldn't have a bar of it.Submitted by: giorgiss
i went to a hotel the other day, i knocked on the door, no answer, knocked again,still no answer, knocked one more time and an old woman opened the door, she said 'what do you want?' i said 'i want to stay here' she sad 'stay there then' and shut the door
Submitted by: giorgiss
