Every year my mate says he's going on an expensive longhaul holiday, yet every year he ends up camping in Devon.
Torquays cheap.Submitted by: giorgiss
I like my women like Christmas crackers...
...cheap and easy to pull.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you get kidnapped, taken to a foreign country, then released after a while, wouldn't you just stay a bit longer as a free holiday?
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My wife was going to leave me if I didn't give up my obsession with the army. So as a romantic gesture, I flew all the way back from Afghanistan to take her on holiday.
I probably didn't pick the best destination, Iraq is quite cold at this time of year.Submitted by: giorgiss
I propose amending the saying
The rain,
In Spain.
Falls mainly,
On the plane.
to
In Brazil,
The thunder.
Blows planes,
Into asunder.Submitted by: giorgiss
Two planes landed back in England today.
One was filled with overpaid cabin crew who will strike every other week because life isn't as cushy as it used to be.
The other charged me 80 Euro because my bag was 0.2kg heavier than they said it could be.
I don't know who I respect more. I'll probably take the ferry next time.Submitted by: giorgiss
in England theres always something wrong in summer either it's the weather or it's the people
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My wife and I are going on a Mediterranean cruise this summer.
We're looking forward to seeing all the famous landmarks, including a new one on this year's itinerary, the Costa Concordia.Submitted by: giorgiss
I really enjoy giving my son the Christmas feel.
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as a result of ressesion i'm worried about santa being mugged,
so i left 7 land mines on the roof for him,
might as well get in there first ay!Submitted by: giorgiss
