I can't wait to take the kids trick-or-treating for the first time today!
I just hope we don't knock on their parents house by mistake.Submitted by: giorgiss
I look forward to Christmas time every year.
It's a perfect opportunity to get kids on my lap with no questions asked.Submitted by: giorgiss
Does anyone else find it disturbing that Americans spend the most money on new things the day after they say they're grateful for what they already have?
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I'm a drug tourist.
I never actually go anywhere, I just sit at home, get stoned and wait for the hallucinations of exotic foreign travel to kick in.Submitted by: giorgiss
A tourist asks a local person
- Have you got any attractions in here?
- We used to but she recently got married.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend is all excited after I promised to take her to a little place just north of Paris for Christmas.
I can't wait to see her face when we arrive in Torquay.Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss just told me that because of my performance this year I'm getting a 10 digit bonus.
My own work mobile number.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to the travel agent today and the agent said, "Did you know, two out of three people take an holiday in England."
I replied, "Great, I'd like to book a caravan in Cornwall for the wife and her mother, and I'll have the all inclusive to Barbados please."Submitted by: giorgiss
the look on my sisters face when she opens her hair clippers and oxygen canister tomorrow will be interesting. but when i explain its the foundation of a free trip to disneyland she wont be as disappointed.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
And to think, 2010 years ago today... nothing happened.Submitted by: giorgiss
