I hate when jobless people say they're 'between jobs'
You never hear a tramp saying "I'm between homes".Submitted by: giorgiss
I feel bad for the homeless.
They'll never be able to enjoy a glade plug in!Submitted by: giorgiss
Begging for spare change in the street must be very humiliating. For this reason, before I hand over my 10p, I make the tramp do a little dance for me and my mates. That way, he has provided a service and has earned the money, thereby gaining some self respect.
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Mortgages in Britain are getting more expensive by the day but you try explaining to a homeless person how lucky they are, they just don't appreciate it
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I knew my new girlfriend was desperate for it, from the moment she approached me with her first chat up line.
"Any change mate?"Submitted by: giorgiss
There was a french homeless man down my local high street who claimed for a quid we could see the "biggest shoe"
complete con man, I ended up walking off aggrieved with a poor quality magazineSubmitted by: giorgiss
I saw in the news today that the Russian government has introduced a new program to deal with the problem of homeless people in the Moscow area.
They call it "winter".Submitted by: giorgiss
I set up a game of "Pick the hat" on the street yesterday.
A tramp came up and after I performed my little show I asked, "So, which hat?" He looked confused and just walked away.
I guess beggars can't be choosers.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm surprised all the homeless people don't rob as much as they do. If they get away with it great, if not they end up inside. It's a win win situation.
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I saw a man huddled up in a shop doorway today, and he said, "Enough money for a cup of tea sir?"
"Yes, I have actually", I replied, feeling rather smug, as I walked on by.Submitted by: giorgiss
