Tramps...when given 'change for a cuppa' why not put it towards a kettle and teabags. Its far more economical long term.

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I feel sorry for the people who sell the Big Issue, most of them have been trying to sell their last copy for the past 2 years.

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There's that old cliche of a Dad not having much faith in his son, but my Dad always inspired and encouraged me.
Like the time when he said to me 'Son, I want you to go far.'
He then handed me a train ticket to London, handed me my already-packed bags, and shut the door in my face.
What a guy.

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I asked a homeless guy where he was from.
He said,"I'm originally from just outside."

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When Moat shot himself apparently , he Roauled over.

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A report has found that homeless people are more likely to believe in God than non-homeless people.
That beggars belief.

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I've just seen a dead tramp floating down a river.
He was a lonely drifter.

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The BBC are to commission a new tv show about tramps on heroin. It's called Bins & Needles.

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Recently Ive been doing my bit to help stop the onslaught of global warming.
Not because I care about the environment; I just hate the homeless.

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My 5 year old came back from school today with a picture he had drawn of our family.
He obviously knows about our financial problems because we're all standing outside of our house.

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