Where would you find a black Jewish tramp?
Stealing from the bargain bin.Submitted by: giorgiss
A homeless guy came up to me the other day, and he was asking me for money. I was about to give it to him, and then I thought, 'He's just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol.' And then I thought, 'That's what I'm gonna use it on. Who am I to judge the guy, really?'
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I only go for women who I know will be dirty in bed.
Generally, Big Issue sellers.Submitted by: giorgiss
There are thousands of starving homeless people on the streets of London, there are also thousands of unwanted stray pets on the streets of London.
Does it really take a genius to work out the solution?Submitted by: giorgiss
Where do you find a homeless women?
In the soup kitchenSubmitted by: giorgiss
Don't you just hate how over-reactive homeless people are. They make a big-issue about everything!
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A tramp stopped me in the street earlier.
"Any odd change on you mate?" He frowned.
"Only even sorry," I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had between 5 and 6 whisky chasers last night.
I really wish the off license wasn't next to the homeless shelter.Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you know?....
...that if we collected together all of the money from wasted electricity in one day....
....and gave it to the homeless....
.....they'd probably spend it on booze.Submitted by: giorgiss
I tried to get the local tramp to play football down the park,
He had a couple of good games but ended up on the bench for the rest of the day.Submitted by: giorgiss
