I see a lucky group shared in the Euromillions Jackpot then,
Mr & Mrs Weir, Macdonalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza hut, Aziz's kebab shop...Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: "Earthquake hits English Channel"
Yeah, that couple got pretty excited and started jumping up and down when they won the Euromillions.Submitted by: giorgiss
I seem to have the worst luck.
I had all the right numbers on my lottery ticket, but they weren't in the right order.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a man having an argument with his wife and a man buying a lottery ticket?
The man has more chance of winning the lottery.Submitted by: giorgiss
The day after my wife left me I won ten million quid on the lottery.
She said, "I think we should give it another go"
I said, "You can, if you like. I don't need to play it anymore"Submitted by: giorgiss
A bulimic girl said to me, "Everything I swallow comes up."
I said, "Quick, swallow my lottery numbers."Submitted by: giorgiss
Winning the Euromillions.
Fat ChanceSubmitted by: giorgiss
Colin & Chris Weir have employed me to sort out their finances. I'm just in the middle of doing them a pie chart.
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The worse thing about winning 82million would be trying to get it out of the newsagents into the car.
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TheSun: "Lotto winners Chris and Colin are UK's 430th wealthiest."
I'd say they were struggling to match that rank for the UK's healthiest though.Submitted by: giorgiss
