Sunday Times: Recent developments have shown that the Dursleys have found a figure of 161 million in their bank.
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Introducing the new 'Health Lottery' Diet: The quickest way to Loose a Pound a week!
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I swore I wouldn't change if I won the lottery.
But I was wearing stockings, suspenders and a gimp mask when I found out, so I kind of had too.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Lottery.
As much chance as a walking talking Stephen Hawking.Submitted by: giorgiss
I turned sixteen today and I can now legally do what I've been fantasising about all of these years.
Buy a lottery ticket.Submitted by: giorgiss
I can't believe my ears!
Just been watching the National Lottery. Dale Winton's just asked this woman a question and she hasn't got a clue about the three answers provided. She says to him that there isn't even an answer that she knows is wrong. Dale's reply, "Well, it's easier if you just knock one out."
Fresh thinking there, Dale.Submitted by: giorgiss
My missus asked, "If you won the lottery would you still stay with me?"
I said, "No."
She said, "That was a bit blunt."
I said, "Oh sorry, Nah."Submitted by: giorgiss
I feel sorry for the one Nigerian man who actually has $27 million to give to me.
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If it had been me that had won the 161 million then I wouldn't just sponsor a child, I'd buy a whole country.
Turns out I only had three numbers but that was enough to buy South Africa and get a Big Mac anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
Saw a flattened little dead silver dog in the middle of the road. Apparently Someone didn't win on the scratchcard.
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