I said to a mate, "It's a good job you called in sick yesterday."
"Haha, why was it a busy day?" He asked
"No, our syndicate hit the jackpot on the lottery."Submitted by: giorgiss
I looked at my wife and wondered, what she's doing with someone like me?
Then I remembered...
...I won the lottery.Submitted by: giorgiss
TV3 (Ireland): Lottery Liar; "I had to lie, otherwise she would have known the truth"
Really?Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate was telling me how he always plays the same numbers for the lottery. 4, 9, 16, 25 and 36.
What a square.Submitted by: giorgiss
Think it might be wise that pukka pies invest in a shop as close to the Euromillions Winners House as possible.
Submitted by: giorgiss
161m Winners: "It is sinking in inch by inch"
Looking at the size of them, that's a lot of inches.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Greece Wins 96bn Economic Bailout "
Really? I thought that big rollover jackpot was won by two fat people!Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend surprised me as I walked into the living room, she held up her card and offered me two lines.
I wish I hadn't rolled up a tenner as fast as I had... Stupid lottery.Submitted by: giorgiss
As my wife read the winning lotto numbers off the ticket she said, "Pinch me to make sure I'm not dreaming!"
"It's that ticket I'll be pinching thank you fatty," I replied, "My quid paid for it."Submitted by: giorgiss
Yes I can confirm the rumors are true - it was me who won the 166 million Euro jackpot. I spent the money putting a full tank of petrol in my car. Obviously I'm now skint again, so stop sending begging letters.
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