Begging letter sent to me yesterday:
HI and great news on your mega lottery win. My name is Sally and my 3 year old daughter Sam has 2 months to live after contracting Liver cancer. Please please help her last days be memorable.
My reply:
Hi Sally, So sorry to hear your news about Sam. So what I've done is book an all expenses trip to Disney in Florida. Got to go now the taxi is waiting outside to take me to the airport. I'll send her some pictures of me and Mickey Mouse. I'll see if he will autograph it for her...
Best of luck MarkSubmitted by: giorgiss
The new National Lottery advert claims there have been 2 billion scratch card winners.
Or in other words 2 billion folk have won their quid back.Submitted by: giorgiss
So Derren Brown has found a way to predict the National Lottery Numbers......
.......he must be a Jew.Submitted by: giorgiss
The irony is, that the winners of the Euromillions lottery are unable to rollover themselves.
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Note to self...
Always check the lottery results before trying to kill yourself!Submitted by: giorgiss
Harry won a three million pound lottery prize. He got a letter officially confirming he will be paid 3 a year for the next million years.
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The other day, I realized that I don't do any extreme sports.
So I decided to run through Liverpool with a lottery ticket shouting "I've won! I've won!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I found an old coin and took it to a coin expert to examine it.
He said ''This could earn you 5,000,000.00!''
After catching my breath I gasped ''Really?"'
He tossed it back to me and said ''Yeah, if you use it to scratch off a winning lottery ticket.'Submitted by: giorgiss
I find it funny how some people only put the lottery on if it's a rollover.
Almost as if they could do without 3 million tax-free pounds.Submitted by: giorgiss
EuroMillions jackpot winner will be richer than veteran pop stars Rod Stewart and David Bowie.
Unless of course one of them won it.Submitted by: giorgiss
