I just heard the incredible news that the joint winners of the Euromillions jackpot are BT workers in Liverpool................ I could hardly believe it,. people in Liverpool with jobs!!
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Ever played the Eskimo lottery?
You have to be Inuit to win it.Submitted by: giorgiss
A national newspaper has reported that the couple who won the Euromillions jackpot have been forced to flee their home and are now "...on the run."
I would suggest that "...on the waddle..." might be more accurate.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said, "I don't know what I'd say if you ever won the lottery."
I said, "Oh, there's three little words that spring to mind."
She said, "I love you?"
I said, "No... where's he gone?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Whenever I see a girl put her newly bought lottery ticket down her bra for safe keeping, I feel the urge to go for a lucky dip.
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I use to buy lottery tickets every week, until I found out I could watch it for free on TV.
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I'm retiring early.
I've opened a pie shop next door to the new Euro Millions Lottery winners.Submitted by: giorgiss
Thats the last time I tell Derren Brown a secret.
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Having not long seen Derren Brown predict the National Lottery numbers, I was amazed.
However, I'm sure that people who missed it and have to watch Channel 4 +1 will be far less impressed.Submitted by: giorgiss
My daughter is named Charlotte but I prefer to call her lotto. Not because it's shorter just because I have a go on her twice a week.
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