How's my luck?
Last week my daughter announced that she was a lesbian and this morning I found my wife dead.
They say things happen in threes.
Well, I'm definitely doing Euromillions on Friday!Submitted by: giorgiss
Just think how many lottery tickets you could buy
if you won the lottery.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm so unlucky.
I bought a ticket for the Nigerian lottery and only won a tenner.Submitted by: giorgiss
I won the lottery not so long ago. Blew it in no time. I only intended to spend half of my fortune, but the sign said, "Minimum delivery 2 litres".
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Just seen the 161 million pound couple.
Would have been kinder to put it in Kilos.Submitted by: giorgiss
I tell you, if i had a pound for everytime i haven't won on a scratchcard, i'd probably be more inclined to play.
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My dog has just learnt the basics of a rollover.
He's one step closer to presenting the National Lottery.Submitted by: giorgiss
The British couple who won 161 million on the lottery have discovered an instant way to look thinner, and they say America already feels like home.
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What's the difference between the Euro Lottery and my six year old niece?
The Euro Lottery won't be rolling over this weekend.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Euromillions has had more rollovers than Cristiano Ronaldo!
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