I've got quite a lot of clout at work, I've opened a strip club.
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Speech Therapists. They have ways of making you talk.
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British summertimes are the BST.
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I've been gagging to get some peace and quiet from the wife.
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my friend got bit my a mosquito.. it was malariaous
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Today my fashion statement is, "I missed a spot shaving."
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I went to a Blunt People Anonymous meeting last night.
It was fine.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife's so unfit she can't even catch up with her sleep.
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I Drank a Pint of Real Ale last night called 'Bodmin'.
It was very Moorish.Submitted by: giorgiss
With the recent spout of evil dictators across the world being overthrown and brutally executed, I can't help but think it's Saddam shame for their families
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