I watered a dwarfs family tree today.
Hopefully they grow now.Submitted by: giorgiss
My love for music will be the deaf of me
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There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate incomplete data and...
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A mechanic friend of mine died recently, he had an open gasket funeral.
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People with time machines need to stop living in the past.
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You know you're schizophrenic when you're your own doctor.
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All mushrooms can be eaten, some even more than once.
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I just bought half an ounce of the finest herb from a rapper I know. It was lethal basil.
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Hand Shredder
For self-harmers everywhereSubmitted by: giorgiss
Watching TV always reminds me of why I don't watch TV.
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