Jokes in category: “one liner”:

My mate was trying to convince me he had x-ray vision..
I saw straight through him

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Nothing measures up to my ruler.

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My native American telecoms company went up in smoke.

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I may be stupid but at least I'm not clever.

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I think therefore I am.
Descartes
I drink therefore I am.
Gazza
I'm pink therefore I'm Spam.
Tin of meat.

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I'm a coward and I am very afraid to admit it.

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I'm dying to know if I'm a good patient.

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My dad once said to me,
"Don't quote other people's advice."

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Whenever I'm on a plane, I always sit right at the back because you never hear of a plane backing into a mountain do you?

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I've got an old style driving licence, which really shows my age.

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