Apparently it's rude to ask a woman her weight except when she was just born, but since I don't boast about how many ounces the last thing that came out of my body was, neither should the mother.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Define irony ?
Small doors at McDonald's.Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone who says they don't make fun of a muslim's eating habits are telling Porkies.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Towards the end of his career Steve Jobs had gone from entrepreneur to gaunter-preneur.
Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife said she was leaving me because I'm too lazy, I couldn't be bothered to reply to such a comment.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My Jewish neighbour hates to see anything go to waste.
He was diagnosed with cancer last month, so he's taken up smoking.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm pretty sure that a city built on rock and roll would be fairly structurally unsound...
Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend is black she says she loves me long crime
Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared
Submitted by: giorgiss
Guns dont kill people- but gaping holes in vital internal organs do...
Submitted by: giorgiss
