Tonight's programme 'The history of strobe lighting' may contain flashing images...
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I'm alergic to martial arts, i've got Kungfubia.
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When I found out I was losing in the Stag Swimming Race, my hart sank.
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My eyes are frowned upon.
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Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.
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Roundabouts are a revolutionary idea.
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I've never called my wife a Dog.
I wouldn't want to Diss a Pointer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I lost my dog so I sent a tweet on Twitter to try and find him
#hereboySubmitted by: giorgiss
Just seen two posts and a crossbar made entirely out of fruit.
It was a peach of a goalSubmitted by: giorgiss
My mum's ran off with a black man!
It's Linford Christie. She'll never keep up.Submitted by: giorgiss
