If people hate them so much then how come every time I go into the pet store they're always sold out of peeves?
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I got a new job at a Chinese restaurant. It's dog eat dog!
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I just met a guy earlier who boasted that he invented the chef hat.
I thought he was a bit big headed to be honest.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to be obsessed with Posh Spice.
I can't believe how much money I spent on saffron.Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend had to have her leg amputated the other day, she was stumped.
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I tried to cover the kitchen floor using a minimal number of slates... but it was a futile effort.
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Argentina have just brought on Tchaikovsky to try and up the tempo...
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When people ask where I work I tell them I'm in telesales.
Sounds better than "I work at Comet"Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife thinks she's witty.
She's half right.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've bought my wife this really unusual lady's smoking jacket ....
It's made from a lovely long silk cut.Submitted by: giorgiss
