I've always been a pretty funny guy. In fact I came out of my mother's womb telling a joke. If I recall correctly, it was pretty funny, but the delivery wasn't that great.
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When I was a kid I always felt like my parents were out to get me
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Let's go back to simple mechanics for a moment.
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Got fired from my job making shoes the other day.
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Imaginary numbers are complex.
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I wrote, directed, produced and starred in a play about my life, but it did awfully sales wise. Made a completely show of myself..
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Being a small stone, I have not got as much courage as I would like. If only I was a little boulder.
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Me and my nostalgia go back a long way.
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When asked about Scott Dann's groin injury, Steve Kean refused to talk about the sack.
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Let's bring this discussion to a close. I've been to the edge of the universe, and that's the end of the matter.
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